Saturday, October 23, 2004
Marc Singer for President!
Pandagon is right (scroll down a bit):
I can no longer vote for John Kerry. I know, it's a big turnaround, but I demand a strong stance against underfed wolves freely roaming the forests of America. For John Kerry to side with the wolves is inexcusable, and his efforts to cut the CIA's anti-wolf intelligence budget are shocking. Our nation suffers from a critical shortage of Native American wolf-trackers with adequate training in the language of the forest. Our only chance is to vote for Marc Singer from The Beastmaster, and I for one will proudly write in his name come election day.
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