Wednesday, December 01, 2004

 

Friday Blog Blogging (yes, I know it's Wednesday)

I was away from Friday through Monday at a Doctor Who convention in Chicago. This is the first chance I've had to highlight a blog I really like.

So, who is last week's winner?

Why, it's Fafblog! Quite possibly the funniest, and almost certainly the strangest, blog in the leftward drifting continent of Planet Blog. The creation of Fafnir, Giblets, and the Medium Lobster, Fafblog is dangerous to read at work - or pretty much anywhere else, for that matter.

Try a little taste before you scarf down the entire buffet:
choose your own adventure
16. Elections are scheduled for Iraq in January, but the security situation is steadily worsening. A coalition of Sunni and secular groups has asked to postpone elections until the security situation can be resolved. Shiite parties, who are overwhelmingly expected to win control of the new government in these elections, insist that elections be held on time.

What do you do?

If you'd like to go ahead with elections, turn to Page 32.
If you'd like to delay elections, turn to Page 34.
"Why I think I'll hold elections now," says me turnin to page 32.
32. Sunnis hold a mass boycott of the election, ensuring that a vast Shiite majority sweeps into office with no Sunni representation. The Sunni minority declares the election, and the new government, illegitimate. Sunni guerilla groups intensify their attacks on both US and Shiite institutions throughout the country in the first stage of a full-blown civil war.

THE END!
"Aw man," says me. "This endin sucks."
"Go back an do the other one," says Giblets.
"Isn't that cheatin?" says me.
"Eh," says Giblets. "The book's too dumb to stop you."
"Alright," says me. "I'm gonna delay elections then."
34. Shiites are enraged at your decision to delay elections and decry it as the ever-tightening hand of an occupying power. Shiite violence erupts, unleashing a reciprocal torrent of Sunni guerilla attacks and increasing anti-American violence, ultimately leading to full-blown civil war.

THE END!
"This book is stupid!" says me. "Why do we have it anyway?"
"Looked like it'd be a quick read," says Giblets.
"Well I wanna read somethin else," says me. "Somethin light an easy to get through."
"Try Gravity's Rainbow," says Giblets. "Giblets hears it's about rainbows!"
Still breathing? If you think you're man enough (or woman enough, or small furry creature from Alpha Centauri enough - boy do we miss you, Douglas Adams), then by all means plunge in for the full Fafblog experience.

But don't say you weren't warned. (Okay, go ahead and say it. We'll both know it isn't true.)
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