Thursday, December 30, 2004


So, let's see...540 dead Mongolians equals...11 dead Americans!

Yes, it's just that simple! Order the Foreign Death Conversion Chart today!
"Hi! I'm Buck, and if you're like me, when you hear about these awful things happening to people in places you never heard of, your first reaction is, 'Yeah, but how many Americans does that equal?' Well, now you can figure it out. Buttco proudly presents the Foreign Death Conversion Chart, a simple, easy way to turn those hundreds of dead Senegalese into numbers you can understand!"
Okay, it's sick. But, now more than ever, it's also wickedly funny.

(Thanks to The Big Mattress.)
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